Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?


Pathan: 3


Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?

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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya. :-)
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• Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
  Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,
  
  Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...
  
  
  
  
  
  Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye. :-)
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• Pathan Ne New Car Li
  Pathan Ne New Car Li Aur Us K Door Par Likhwa Dya...
  
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  *DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEIN*
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• Pathan: Woh Kon Sa Juice Hai
  Jo Hum Pee Nahi Sakte?
  
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  Socho...
  
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  Socho...
  
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  2nd Pathan: "D JUICE" One Place
  It's Fun To Be Young. :-)
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• Pathan Donated Brain
  Pathan Marte Waqt Doctor Se:
  
  Doctor Sahab Hum Apna Dimagh Donate Karna Chahta Hai.
  
  
  
  
  
  Doctor:
  
  Aap Aaram Se Mar Jaein,
  
  Agar Hoga To Hum Nikaal Lein Ge. :-)
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• Teacher To Pathan:
  Tum Ne Home Work Kyon Nahi Kiya?
  
  
  
  
  
  Pathan:
  Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.
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• Pathan in Fire Brigade:
  
  Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
  Pathan: Paani Dalo.
  
  Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.
  
  Pathan: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,
  
  Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)
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