Kabhi daman kabhi palkain bhigona kis ko kahtay hain
kisi mazloom se poocho k rona kis ko kahtay hain

kabhi meri jaga khud ko rakho to jaan jaogay
k dunya bhar dukh dil main samona kis ko kahtay hain

meri ankhon mere chahre ko ik din ghor se daikho
magar mat poocho weeran hona kis ko kahtay hain

tumara dil kabhi agar pighlay ghum ki hararat se
tumhai maloom hojaye ga rona kis ko kahtay hain

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Sardar:
Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur ko Lahore chor aaunga
2Admi:woh Q?
kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.!

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Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya
Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya?
Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo

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Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia.
Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali.
Dost ne Fermaish ki k Appointment Letter Dikhao.

Gul: Ye English main hy mein Tarjma Karta hon.

"Dear Gul Khan You Do not meet"

Pyarey Gul khan Aap to Miltey Hei Nai.

"our requirements"

Hamari Zarorat Ho Aap.

"no further Correspondence."

Aur Zid na Karen, Jaldi Aa Jaen.

"will be Entertained"

Aapki Buhat Khidmat ki Jaye Gi.

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tere jaisa mera bhi haal tha na sukoon tha na qaraar tha
yehi umr thee mere hamnasheen ke kisi se mujh ko bhi pyar tha

mai samajh raha hoon teri kasak, tera mera dard hai mushtarak
isi gham ka tu bhi aseer hai isi gham ka mai bhi shikaar tha

faqat aik dhun thee ke raat din usi khaabzaar mai gum rahen
wo saraapa aisa suroor tha wo khumar aisa khumar tha

kabhi lamhe bhar ki bhi guftgoo meri us ke saath na ho saki
mujhe fursaten nahee mil sakin wo hawa ke rath pe sawar tha

hum ajeeb tarz ke log thay ke hamare aur bhi rog thay
mai khizan mai uska tha muntazar use intizar-e-bahaar tha

use padh ke tum na samjh sake ke meri kitaab ke roop mai
koi qarz tha kai saal ka kai ratjagon ka udhar tha

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